Nobody bothers me, either!

Growing up in the suburbs of Virginia, there were two advertisements that dominated the afternoon cartoons. One was the Carvelle ad for the Fudgie the Whale ice cream cake.


The other, with a jingle that popped in my head the second I saw the words "Jhoon Rhee", has been revived from the dead on Youtube. Use the text to sing along from home or work.

All things Hasselhoff, and beyond!

Will future generations look back and realize that only the Germans truly got it regarding the Hoff? Where all others saw insanity, was there an unappreciated genius?

Here is a double-feature of "Jump in My Car", which walks the tightrope of being one part joyful reunion with K.I.T.T. (the Trans Am from Nightrider) and one part extremely creepy seduction. The first clip is the music video, full of Hoff's trademark passion for the art of green screen. The second clip is the lip-synched "live performance" on the TV show "America's Got Talent", the program on which Hasselhoff was a celebrity judge. Yes, he lip-synched on a talent show where he was judging the live performances of others. Take special note of how Hoff's voice continues to seduce while he puts the mic aside to dance with fellow celebrity judge Brandy. Enjoy!

The Wizard of Floyd

Heard about "The Wizard of Oz" synched up with "Dark Side of the Moon" ... but can't be bothered to do it yourself?

Letterman puts the hurt on O'Reilly

People need to make Letterman angry more often, it brings out the best in him. It is almost sad how unable O'Reilly is to fight back.