Alternate Academy Awards

I live in my own little fantasy world. It's a world where President Gore and Vice President Redford are securing world peace and switching us to renewable energy sources, a world where I always beat Sam at Mario Kart, and a world where I get to pick the Oscar nominees for the year. My alternate ceremony took place yesterday at the Tiki bar, and was hosted by Andrew Dice Clay. The winners for each category are highlighted...

BEST PICTURE:
Good Night, and Good Luck
Grizzly Man
A History of Violence
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
The White Diamond

BEST DIRECTOR:
Gregg Araki, "Mysterious Skin"
George Clooney, "Good Night, and Good Luck"*
David Cronenberg, "A History of Violence"
Werner Herzog, "Grizzly Man"
Werner Herzog, "The White Diamond"

BEST ACTRESS:
Maria Bello, "A History of Violence"
Q'orianka Kilcher, "The New World"
Rachel McAdams, "Red Eye"
Sarah Silverman, "Jesus is Magic"
Reese Witherspoon, "Walk the Line"

BEST ACTOR:
Eric Bana, "Munich"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, "Mysterious Skin"
Heath Ledger, "Brokeback Mountain"
David Strathairn, "Good Night, and Good Luck"
Timothy Treadwell, "Grizzly Man"

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:
Catherine Keener, "Capote"
Catherine Keener, "The 40 Year Old Virgin"
Jessica Lange, "Broken Flowers"
Michelle Monaghan, "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"
Mary Lynn Rajskub, "Mysterious Skin"

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR:
Graham Dorrington, "The White Diamond"
Ed Harris, "A History of Violence"
Sid Haig, "The Devil's Rejects"
Mickey Rourke, "Sin City"
Bill Sage, "Mysterious Skin"

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY:
George Clooney and Grant Heslov, "Good Night, and Good Luck"
Werner Herzog, "Grizzly Man"
Shane Black, "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"
Miranda July, "Me and You and Everyone We Know"
Noah Baumbach, "The Squid and the Whale"

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY:
William Wisher & Caleb Carr, "Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist"
Josh Olson, "A History of Violence"
Peter Jackson et al, "King Kong"
Tony Kushner & Eric Roth, "Munich"
Gregg Araki, "Mysterious Skin"