Throwing Down the "First Official Album Cover Competition" Gauntlet

I challenge all friends of the blog, as well as all of you random folks who may have stumbled here, to post an album cover that can beat this one. What does beat mean? Like Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart said when defining hard-core pornography, "I know it when I see it."

Oh, and despite conventional wisdom (and Pooh-Man's album) to the contrary, best cover does not necessarily mean the most hyper-sexual one. That being said, it could be. Only the competition will tell...