Alternate Alternate 2005 Movie Awards

BEST PICTURE
"Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang"
"A History of Violence"
"The 40 Year-old Virgin"
"Munich"
"Syriana"

MOVIE YOU SHOULD SEE IF YOU MISSED IT
"Ong-Bak"
"It's All Gone Pete Tong"
"George A. Romero's Land of the Dead"
"Hustle and Flow"
"Broken Flowers"

MOVIE I AM MOST GLAD I DID NOT SEE
"Rory O'Shea Was Here"
"Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous"
"The Prizewinner of Defiance, Ohio"
"Get Rich or Die Tryin"
"39 Pounds of Love"

MOVIE SO BAD IT MADE ME ANGRY
"The Chumscrubber"
"Four Brothers"
"The Brothers Grimm"
"In Her Shoes"
"Shopgirl"

THE MOST BIZARRE AND/OR CREEPY PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR
Tim Robbins in "War of the Worlds"
Tony Danza in "Crash"
Darth Vader's "Nooooooooooo..." in "Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith"
Woody Harrelson in "The Prizewinner of Defiance, Ohio" (from what I saw in the trailer)
Steve Martin in "Shopgirl"
* A five-way tie!